Apple Demotivational Poster
DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween
GENESIS - Facebook version.
STEVE JOBS -
MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.
SUCKERS - There's one born every minute
OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!
PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Apple eats you....
GLOBAL RECESSION -
THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.
- The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.
EACH AND EVERY SERVES A PURPOSE -
R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.
OLD ADAGES -
JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.
APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve
BOREDOM - This is why Ryuk like's it.
IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original
IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web
ORGANIC FRUIT -
WAIT... WHAT? - Nice to know they're working on fixing the problems.
IRAQ - Trust me, It's not a new product from Apple. Stop pronouncing it like one!
AN APPLE A DAY - Will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough
IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.
IT ALL ADDS UP -
YOUR CHILDREN -
VIRUS FREE - Macs. Being unpopular is their virus protection.
ONCE UPON A TIME... -
DON'T TELL ANYONE -
APPLE - Peel back the label and they are just another evil corporation driven by greed
ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.
APPLES - better than alcohol and cheaper than crack
APPLE - Apple being a piece of shit since 1976
STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -
AN APPLE A DAY -
BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -
APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista
TRY AGAIN - Fail again Fail better
AAARGH!!!! - Tis a Pirates life for me!!
YET WE STILL USE IT. -
Organic Foods -
APPLE TABLET - Not what everybody expected
APPLE - iArm, iMac, iPad, iPhone, iPod iBroke
THIS APPLE - Is going to kill someone
THE IPIE, NEW FROM APPLE -
IPOD - Shielding you from social interaction since 2001
Genetic Enginering -
PORK TENDERIZING -
WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -
APPLE OF EDEN -
A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"
APPLE'S ISHAVE - There's nothing that Steve Jobs can't think of
Trust Me -
old traditions -
SAMSUNG COPY THIS!! -
YOUR GRANDMOTHER -
CALIFORNIA FRUIT DATE -
LOST & FOUND AD - FOUND: Apple notebook computer
HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -
I GOTTA BE ME! -
I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)
WILLIAM TELL -
Don't touch the sides. OPERATION -
HOUSE COCKTAIL -
I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM - I owned it all. I had the Pad, the Phone and the Pod. It was all mine. And I didn't have to give a single penny to Apple. It was so beautiful.
QUANTUM LEAP - The smallest possible change from one state to another
ALL IS RELATIVE - 25 years ago, this was cutting edge technology. 25 years ago, some of you were not even born yet. 25 years from now, you'll be death.
STEVE - the Pineapple
THEY'RE SO OLD - They haven't yet switched smartphones From Apple to Samsung
EINSTEIN - Upon learning that there wouldn't be an iPhone 5.
APPLE - World Financial Crisis Deeper than expected
APPLE - The only company who's marketing scheme is "buy our product or kill yourself you loser!"
BILL GATES -
WHEN APPLE DIES, WINDOWS WILL RULE SUPREME - (Bill Gates, April 21, 2009)
BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake
- The less the temptation the greater the sin.
IPODS - The choice of the Ecstasy Generation
TAKING OVER THE WORLD - Ur doin it wrong
GRAVITY - the ultimate downer.
Party Games -
Red delicious solitude -
A apple -
Red delirious apples -
Terms & Conditions -
That does it! -