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Apple Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


RIP -


TAGS: pzy apple day steve jobs
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

crankyhead - October 7, 2011, 12:19 am
It got rejected because the image was tagged. If you take the time to submit posters that we can approve, I can guarantee that we will.
UlyssesArt - October 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
I actually posted the "IDied" one, for the first time in my life I actually came up with something first. It didnt get approved on here, but then again I didnt expect it to, the mods here are a bit a***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2011, 8:48 pm
is that a warcraft reference?
pzykosiz - October 6, 2011, 5:31 pm
bahahahaha
forseti - October 6, 2011, 11:56 am
how about "the new iDIE" ??
Tytan - October 6, 2011, 9:12 am
god d*** it forseti too soon xD
forseti - October 6, 2011, 1:22 am
Jobs done...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's brilliant ...and horrible, but brilliant 5L


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon


TAGS: pig apple bacon tasty
Rating: 4.11/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:09 pm
I tried feeding one apples and cigarettes... I didn't get the apple smoked bacon I wanted. Did sell it to someone quitting smoking, he ate that pig up.


ALCOHOL -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Apple eats you....


TAGS: apple
Rating: 3.1/5

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GLOBAL RECESSION -


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.


THE REAL BARBIE - This will be her fifth late term abortion. She just thought the extra weight was from all of the drinking.


TAGS: my my my apple pie
Rating: 2.64/5

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- The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.


TAGS: temptation apple
Rating: 2.09/5

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he who lols - March 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
Isn't that one of the twilight books' covers?
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 10:58 am
Classy and ***y all at once. I approve.
Agamemnon218 - August 30, 2008, 2:37 am
Very slick poster.


EACH AND EVERY SERVES A PURPOSE -


TAGS: rotten apples wtf pig calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:34 pm
yeah...5 fermented apples for you


R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.


TAGS: death jobs life apple money
Rating: 3.83/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:42 pm
YOUR world 's not THE world man ; )


OLD ADAGES -




JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.




APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve




BOREDOM - This is why Ryuk like's it.




IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original




IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web




ORGANIC FRUIT -


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


WAIT... WHAT? - Nice to know they're working on fixing the problems.


TAGS: apple maps lol
Rating: 4.22/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 9:18 pm
nice
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:58 pm
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA


IRAQ - Trust me, It's not a new product from Apple. Stop pronouncing it like one!


TAGS: iraq apple grammar iran
Rating: 4.04/5

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Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:48 am
%lions, because that is very, very true. it's 'erak not ayyraak
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 10:58 pm
So is iRAN an app.
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:16 pm
LOL... Does someone pronounce it like iRAQ? iLIKE! 5 Saddams!


Apple -


TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:32 pm
Put me down for 5...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 9, 2014, 7:22 pm
Brilliant! Geniu5! It's important to have a weapon when you got you're earbuds on; never know when someone's sneaking up on you, lol.


AN APPLE A DAY - Will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough




IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.




IT ALL ADDS UP -




YOUR CHILDREN -




VIRUS FREE - Macs. Being unpopular is their virus protection.


TAGS: macs ipod apple
Rating: 2.45/5

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PCguy - August 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Wow they cant even get negative attention


ONCE UPON A TIME... -


TAGS: kids school apple changed mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 10:33 am
I hope so...because I still use my old apple ;)
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:26 am
Does an apple a day still keep the doctor away? 5L dear.


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




APPLE - Peel back the label and they are just another evil corporation driven by greed


TAGS: apple
Rating: 3.78/5

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Sho - August 30, 2012, 7:20 am
All profit organizations are driven by greed
Bolverk3778 - August 29, 2012, 10:17 am
Even more of an evil Corporation than MS, Apple products are virtually none upgradeable Need a bigger Hard Drive forget it, Need more ram not a chance, better videocard whats one of those, Apple where the only this that matters is that it looks good.


ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.




APPLES - better than alcohol and cheaper than crack


TAGS: death note apple
Rating: 3.07/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 11:46 am
I apologize, but I must beg to differ; apples don't sooth pain in your sciatic nerve like a couple of sh**s of 138 proof Absinthe :-D


APPLE - Apple being a piece of shit since 1976


TAGS: apple
Rating: 1.78/5
... - July 13, 2008, 8:11 pm
iPOD: If they get any smaller...


STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -




AN APPLE A DAY -


TAGS: hilda apple ammo humor poster
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 1:38 pm

Good cover.
mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:11 am
LOL! Like the way she's somewhat hidden behind the stump! 5L!


BACON TOPPED APPLE PIE -




APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista


TAGS: apple on windows vista
Rating: 1.89/5

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Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:17 pm
forseti You are using the Vista upgrade?
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:25 pm
uhhh... nope... 1L, I'm using XP ;)


Monopoly -


TAGS: microsoft apple
Rating: 1.83/5
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:28 am
If you're not made of money the amount of games should not be a factor in the system you purchase.
Bulgy McPackage - July 18, 2008, 8:25 am
How much does a Mac cost and how many games can I play on it? I'm not made of money.
Pitch - June 17, 2008, 2:04 am
They both stole the GUI and mouse from the Xerox company's first PC that they made in the early 70s. Google it.
Apple Man II - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
(part II) While Apple has always dedicated itself to giving its customer a great Final Product... Hardware AND Software!
Apple Man - May 21, 2008, 11:40 am
Microsoft made it big NOT because they had a better product, but because they made software that could be put on ANY MACHINE... and most people bought cheap HARDWARE...
Steve - May 12, 2008, 12:33 am
Not to mention the things that microsoft "stole" were ideas like using window boxes to display information, and integrating a point and click device like a mouse. These are extremely trivial details in the big picture of things, and it is obvious that ap
Andres - May 8, 2008, 10:43 am
Yeah, it's just coincidence Windows sells so much better. If a product was already out and everyone knew about it, then another company did the same thing, the theif wouldn't enjoy such a high market share.


TRY AGAIN - Fail again Fail better




AAARGH!!!! - Tis a Pirates life for me!!




YET WE STILL USE IT. -




Organic Foods -


TAGS: apple
Rating: 4/5

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APPLE TABLET - Not what everybody expected




APPLE - iArm, iMac, iPad, iPhone, iPod iBroke


TAGS: apple wierd invention
Rating: 3.38/5

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spanko1 - October 7, 2011, 10:23 am
iBad


THIS APPLE - Is going to kill someone


TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 2.82/5

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CloudchaserS - March 2, 2012, 4:43 am
Good idea, I''l think about that!
Verdeckt - March 1, 2012, 7:44 am
I think you just hit upon an idea for your second poster :D
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:14 pm
Maybe he'll go after that Annoying Orange


THE IPIE, NEW FROM APPLE -


TAGS: ipad ipod apple bar scoop
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - April 29, 2010, 8:37 pm
Looks like my Mac Mini after my wife cooked it


IPOD - Shielding you from social interaction since 2001


TAGS: apple pc mac ipod geeks
Rating: 2.45/5

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Roamer - April 12, 2008, 9:44 am
I don't know if "since" posters are played out yet. (See Jersey and Megas posters, they coincide with each**her)
Sean - April 11, 2008, 9:04 pm
"...since..." posters are played. Move on.


Genetic Enginering -




PORK TENDERIZING -




COWARDICE -


TAGS: bite apple life cowardice calendar
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - June 14, 2012, 1:02 pm
lol.. hope you digest it well. thanks Gary
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:20 am
Well, gas, I have this apple sitting on my desk, for lunch. Excuse me, had this apple. Nice work as always.


PROVERB -


TAGS: apple death proverb
Rating: 4.07/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Passes the Alan Turing test.


WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -




APPLE OF EDEN -




A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"


TAGS: can t wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple
Rating: 2.7/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
LOL


APPLE'S ISHAVE - There's nothing that Steve Jobs can't think of




Trust Me -


TAGS: apple witch snow white genetically
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
That is hilarious! 5L
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:56 pm

Don't forget the food-grade, spray-on wax. Yuuummmmmy!!~5LLLLL


old traditions -




apples -


TAGS: apples myth notfar from tree
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 12:22 am

We got another 3/4 inch of rain today. Broke the all-time precip record for this date.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 12:00 am
Thanks LG! I hope you weathered the storm without any major problems and the ground is drying up there!
lgvernon - September 23, 2013, 11:47 pm

Beautiful graphic, CL~~


tradition -


TAGS: teacher apple
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Hey!!!
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 10:52 pm
LG and RL, omg that's funny, I can totally see that.
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 10:43 pm

I was just thinkin' if Cynic and Ughomer had a baby...
Reality Lord - September 11, 2013, 10:41 pm

OMG...it looks like the ughomer apple


SAMSUNG COPY THIS!! -


TAGS: apple iphone coffe samsung smartphone
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:27 am
With new technology (they add one more useless function and that's technology at work)on phones I thought that was what all phones became after about 6 months...teehee. 5L for reminding me that I need to warm up my tea.


YOUR GRANDMOTHER -




CALIFORNIA FRUIT DATE -




LOST & FOUND AD - FOUND: Apple notebook computer


TAGS: apple
Rating: 4.45/5

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Sho - March 14, 2013, 3:59 pm
looks like a Fisher-Price toy
pickleviper - March 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
I'll claim the apple, but the computer looks well past it's sell-by date. 5L.


HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: timothy leary addicted applesauce non sequitur
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - July 7, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** endorphins are always getting me in trouble. 5L
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:13 pm
wtf TTH?!? I came here to forget reality. Last thing I wanna see is a reminder... 5 h***ers
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
I hate thias poster, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
I I I I I I I I I sssswwwweeaaarrrrr immmm not addicted. I can quit when ever i want, i promise. 5L


I GOTTA BE ME! -


TAGS: tth dog joint different pineapple
Rating: 4.32/5

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ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:29 am
It says we're a pretty sad lot. Either that or we get hideously bored.


TA-DA -


TAGS: ta da christine applegate einstien
Rating: 4.27/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:07 pm
Very good looking poster RL.


iBoot -




I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)




WILLIAM TELL -


TAGS: its just an apple
Rating: 4.13/5

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 9:54 am
Me too.
CoolioIndeed - June 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
I gotta admit, I got a good chuckle from this.


Don't touch the sides. OPERATION -


TAGS: windows apple operating system
Rating: 4.09/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 6:51 pm
You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.
Krickit - May 21, 2013, 5:13 pm
Ty Gary. Yeah, wish there was a way I could edit that. d*** YOUS "R" d*** YOUS
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 12:31 pm
Krickit, IMO this deserves much better than a 2.5, but the you/your typo is a bit of a hit...good poster though


BEAUTIFUL -




HOUSE COCKTAIL -




I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM - I owned it all. I had the Pad, the Phone and the Pod. It was all mine. And I didn't have to give a single penny to Apple. It was so beautiful.


TAGS: iphone ipod ipad apple
Rating: 3/5

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MisterJJ - September 8, 2010, 11:11 am
Did you wake up when the phone dropped your call?


QUANTUM LEAP - The smallest possible change from one state to another


TAGS: osx apple mrrossi leopard
Rating: 2.89/5

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Meh! - June 27, 2009, 12:38 pm
Don't say that, you're going to make a bunch of g** people cry.
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:43 pm
Mac is incapable of getting out of the Epic Fail section of operating systems.


ALL IS RELATIVE - 25 years ago, this was cutting edge technology. 25 years ago, some of you were not even born yet. 25 years from now, you'll be death.


TAGS: rnr time relative apple mac
Rating: 2.89/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:06 am
... Sgt Pepper taught the band to play.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
d***!!!! mod got me confused with first reject. d***!! ah well, at least you'll be speaking in a deep gravelly voice and wielding a sharp scythe :)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 5:47 pm
Cool, I've always wanted to be Death.


STEVE - the Pineapple




THEY'RE SO OLD - They haven't yet switched smartphones From Apple to Samsung




EINSTEIN - Upon learning that there wouldn't be an iPhone 5.


TAGS: einstein apple
Rating: 2.6/5

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Maddness - October 7, 2011, 5:45 am
Congrats on motifaking intro


APPLE - World Financial Crisis Deeper than expected




APPLE - The only company who's marketing scheme is "buy our product or kill yourself you loser!"




BILL GATES -




WHEN APPLE DIES, WINDOWS WILL RULE SUPREME - (Bill Gates, April 21, 2009)




BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake


TAGS: biblical typo apple snake snail serpent rnr
Rating: 2.05/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 3:06 pm
Moses should have used spellcheck.


- The less the temptation the greater the sin.




IPODS - The choice of the Ecstasy Generation




TAKING OVER THE WORLD - Ur doin it wrong


TAGS: ipad apple fail
Rating: 1.69/5

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
1l bc idk and idc
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ain't it great!?!?!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 11:47 am
whoo-hoo!! it's spelling nazi day!! ur=1L


GRAVITY - the ultimate downer.




Math -


TAGS: math equations apples give take
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 11:14 pm
Nope! Didn't graduate. I also flunked kindergarten! LOL!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:49 pm
Dammmn you grade 12 graduates! Teehee
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:24 am
I drove my teachers nuts! I always wanted to know what was going to be done with that many apples/oranges, and isn't the speed limit 65, so they're gonna get a ticket so that's an extra 25 min., and 2 trains going opposite directions are gonna crash . . .
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:15 am
thanks 'cern
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:14 am
Me either, but, I do believe that if a train leaves your place at 2:00pm at 10 mph from your house that leaves you with enough apples to turn into a few good bottles of wine...teehee.
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:10 pm
well said 5er
JesusWept - February 21, 2015, 5:09 pm
I suck at math. But i can count to 5


Apple -


TAGS: apple gates tablets technology electronics
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 1, 2016, 6:52 am
Thanks, Push---I couldn't resist!
Pushkin - June 1, 2016, 12:01 am
Good one, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:48 am
Limited edition. There was only two. chuckle, chuckle. ^!


Juggernaut -


TAGS: j edgar hoover fbi apple iphone droid
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 5, 2016, 7:09 pm
A definite UP yours, nice job
lgvernon - March 5, 2016, 5:06 pm

Outstanding!


Party Games -




Red delicious solitude -


TAGS: apple a day keeping everyone away
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 16, 2017, 12:23 pm
Hey, Silvie. How's the waifu? Have you completed counseling yet?
Silverheart - May 10, 2017, 2:48 pm

Still waiting for you to show yours.
Cannabal - May 10, 2017, 2:36 pm
Well, good golly, Miss Molly, never thought I'd see the day when Mr. Prime would show he had a sense of humor.
ipaprime - May 8, 2017, 7:13 pm
Yes.
Silverheart - May 8, 2017, 7:37 am

Speaking from experience?
ipaprime - May 8, 2017, 3:17 am
Coconuts work better.


A apple -


TAGS: apple sign grammar fail
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 21, 2016, 12:00 pm
Maybe they just need to learn how to kern.


whooooooooooooooooooooooooo -




Red delirious apples -




Terms & Conditions -


TAGS: adam eve apple paradise eden
Rating: 4.7/5

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GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:01 pm
Geeezus, Jesus, whatchoo on? Yer H.O.T.


That does it! -




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